Sunday, September 9, 2012

दो हास्य व्यंग्य कविताएं : महंगाई और भ्रष्टाचार , आधुनिक परिभाषा

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महंगाई और भ्रष्टाचार 
काफी समय से 
पति पत्नी के बीच 
चल रही थी तकरार 
पर कोई भी अपनी हार 
स्वीकारने को 
नहीं थे तैयार .
तभी पत्नी बोली,
तुम मुझे मत धमकाओ 
वरना, मैं महंगाई  बन जाऊंगी 
और तुम पर तो क्या 
पूरे देश पर छा जाऊंगी .
तैश में आकर तब 
पतिदेव ने फरमाया,
ठीक है, मैं भी तब 
भ्रष्टाचार बन जाऊंगा 
और केवल
अपने देश पर ही नहीं 
पूरे विश्व पर छा जाऊंगा .

 आधुनिक परिभाषा 
एक आधुनिक पत्नी ने 
अपने पति को
'पतिव्रता' शब्द का
अर्थ यूं समझाया 
कि 'पति' से महीने   
दस दिन निराहार 'व्रत' रखवाया .
                                                      Enjoy your Sunday. All the Best.

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31 comments:

  1. RAKESHSeptember 9, 2012 at 12:05 PM

    Very relevant in present context.

    Regards
    Rakesh.

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 9, 2012 at 1:14 PM

      Thanks a lot. My earnest endeavor has been not only to let people read some thing humorous but also to address some common issues of interest.All the Best.

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  2. UnknownSeptember 9, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    LOL..
    That's really a good way to keep a wife happy by such writing poems.

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 9, 2012 at 5:30 PM

      Thanks a lot. One should always try to keep the better half in a better position. After all, behind every successful man, there is a woman. So, keep doing the needful with smile on your face, particularly at home. All the Best.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2012 at 2:58 PM

    The national issues have been highlighted nicely & satirecally deserve critical & prompt adressing by every citizen.
    Mahima Prakash

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 9, 2012 at 5:33 PM

      Thanks a lot. I fully endorse your views. All the Best.

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  4. Sankalp SinhaSeptember 9, 2012 at 9:11 PM

    Sir,
    Now you got me thinking about my choices for my wife.

    Thanks that you opened my eyes at the right moment.

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2012 at 8:35 AM

    We are proud of your multiskill and multitasking
    Keep it up
    we are sure you have a Greatfuture ahead
    Warm wishes
    Ajay and Ranjana
    NB pl donot leave bhabhi jee

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 10, 2012 at 9:18 AM

      Thanks a lot for reading & appreciating.You know, I always try to keep my better half in a better position, as you too do. After all, behind every successful man, there is a woman. So, continue doing the needful with a smile on your face, particularly at home.Keep reading, sharing & commenting to keep me also motivated. All the Best.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2012 at 8:40 AM

    We wish we could work together in the area of
    preventive medicine and public education so that
    we can save millions of lives
    Dr ajay sinha
    Cardiologist Patna

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 10, 2012 at 9:37 AM

      Thanks a lot for reposing confidence in me. I do look forward to work with you in this area as I believe, as an Awareness Campaigner, "Prevention is better than cure", particularly in a country like India which is acquiring the status of Heart Disease Capital of the world. All the Best.

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    2. manojSeptember 10, 2012 at 5:49 PM

      the satire is nicely written in poetic form, very true in the current scenario.

      Regards
      CA Manoj Mittal

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    3. Milan SinhaSeptember 10, 2012 at 11:29 PM

      Thanks a lot for reading the post & commenting. Pl. Keep reading, sharing & reacting. All the Best.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    Both the Hindi Poems are wonderful. Apart from providing Humerous-Satirical flavour to the readers, both these poems are very relevant to Today's scenario of our country and attract the attention of public. Keep it up!

    Bodh Narain

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 10, 2012 at 11:36 PM

      Thanks a lot for reading the poems & appreciating. As an Awareness Campaigner, my endeavour has been & will be to raise such issues of serious concern. Your comments would definitely encourage me do better in this respect. All the Best.

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  8. manojSeptember 10, 2012 at 5:45 PM

    sir,
    your satire is very much true in the current context.

    regards,
    CA Manoj Mittal

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  9. manojSeptember 10, 2012 at 5:50 PM

    sir,
    your satire is very much true in the current context.

    regards,
    CA Manoj Mittal

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 10, 2012 at 11:41 PM

      Lot of thanks for reading the post & appreciating. All the Best.

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    2. Milan SinhaSeptember 10, 2012 at 11:43 PM

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2012 at 6:54 PM

    Sir
    Today Every Body is in very panic situation .Again you are making it So simple how to react price hike into low voice. At least Price hike &Corruption These two words jointly make family laughing at once Its a great,because Today laughing is also like a corporate duty Where u have to get permission from your boss to laugh or not and wife doing same thing at home.I m single and still thinking about it.

    Regards
    Pushkar Kr sinha
    BGP

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 10, 2012 at 11:39 PM

      Lots of thanks for reading & sharing your views well. Keep reading, sharing & reacting. All the Best.

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  11. Minni BenipuriSeptember 11, 2012 at 5:01 PM

    Sir, its really amazing and thanks for making us charged with all due refreshment and awareness which is exceptional and we can have from you and only you. Thanks a lot sir!

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 12, 2012 at 9:22 AM

      Thanks for reading & appreciating. Gandhiji used to say, 'Laughter is the best medicine". So, my idea has been to raise the issues of common concern & in the process provide space for introspection & laughter. Keep reading & reacting. All the Best.

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2012 at 9:13 PM

    very innovative def of pativrata.males are now running behind their female spouse but the position was reverse in the past.the poems deserve to be published in mags like navnit/kadambini.i really enjoyed your poems.Niztey said ,man alone suffers so excruciatingly that he was compelled to invent laughter.we should not be self concentred. G P Tripathi.

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 12, 2012 at 9:27 AM

      Thanks for reading & appreciating. Pl. share it with your friends. That's why,Gandhiji used to say, 'Laughter is the best medicine".All the Best.

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  13. Shaleen SinhaSeptember 11, 2012 at 10:31 PM

    Hahaha... This poem very well satirically justifies why Mehengai and Brashtachar are made for each other.

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 12, 2012 at 9:29 AM

      Thanks. Yes, it has definite & direct co-relationship at least in India. Keep reading, sharing & reacting. All the Best.

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  14. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2012 at 3:06 PM

    अति उत्‍तम
    अशोक गोयल
    दिल्‍ली

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    1. Milan SinhaSeptember 27, 2012 at 12:02 AM

      धन्यवाद। आपको मेरी असीम शुभकामनाएं।

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    2. AnonymousNovember 9, 2012 at 2:46 PM

      After I stopped smiling when I read the two poems,Ipondered.Corruptionhas increased impact of inflation manyfold.Beleif that Wealth is source of happiness plus degeneration of character added fuel to fire.It is deeply ingrained in Indian psyche that bribing is fruitful.Do we not bribe Gods in temples wishing returns.45crore worth jewelled golden crown offering at a south temple is a case in point.Let us hope good governance will usher in sustainable developement& environment protection

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    3. Milan SinhaDecember 2, 2012 at 6:43 PM

      Thanks for sharing your views so candidly. All the Best.

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